The Merits of being The Bad Guy

There’s a lot to love about being the Bad Guy.

• No need to hedge your bets.
• You become a known quantity.
• Minions.
• You’re your own fashion icon.
• Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
• You always have a plan.
• Someone always wants you.
• You’re true to yourself, no need for an alter-ego.
• You dream big.
• Gadgets.
• You are guaranteed to have a better sense of humor than your arch-nemesis.
• Mustaches are both acceptable and encouraged.
• I hear the union dues are low.