There’s a lot to love about being the Bad Guy.
- No need to hedge your bets.
- You become a known quantity.
- You’re your own fashion icon.
- Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
- You always have a plan.
- Someone always wants you.
- You’re true to yourself, no need for an alter-ego.
- You dream big.
- You are guaranteed to have a better sense of humor than your arch-nemesis.
- Mustaches are both acceptable and encouraged.
- I hear the union dues are low.