The Merits of being The Bad Guy

Bane

There’s a lot to love about being the Bad Guy.

  • No need to hedge your bets.
  • You become a known quantity.
  • Minions.
  • You’re your own fashion icon.
  • Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
  • You always have a plan.
  • Someone always wants you.
  • You’re true to yourself, no need for an alter-ego.
  • You dream big.
  • Gadgets.
  • You are guaranteed to have a better sense of humor than your arch-nemesis.
  • Mustaches are both acceptable and encouraged.
  • I hear the union dues are low.
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